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[bibliomaniac]

[ As the video feed is accidentally turned on by a highly curious Cleffa, the screaming of a young woman can be heard loud and clear. ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH, ALIENS! I-I've been kidnapped by aliens! I always knew this would happen! This is a nightmare come true! [ The Star Shape Pokémon examines the Pokégear with childlike wonder, and unknowingly shifts the camera's focus to a mousy, bespectacled young woman in uniform currently sitting on the floor—obviously the source of the screaming. The baby Pokémon harmlessly approaches the panicking Sheska, who immediately scoots away as fast as possible until she's against the wall. ]

Nonononono! Stay away from me, alien! I know what you're planning, but I won't have any of that! [ Blindly reaching for a weapon, she grabs a convenient placed book and throws it at Cleffa, sending both the Pokégear and Pokémon flying, abruptly ending the stream. ]

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[k9tantei]

[...Okay, it was a new person freaking out that probably needed a hand.]

[Who ... hopefully would be more sane than the last few new people he ended up trying to explain things to.]

[So he's going to attempt to embark on an explanation and just ... pray she calms down.]

Dunno if this's a bad thing or not, but th'good news is, y'haven't been abducted by aliens.

...Least not th'way you're thinkin'.

An' that's only an alien in th'sense that it's a critter from a world that's not where you're from; considerin' we're all on their world, I think we're th'aliens here.

Th'other good news is, it's not gonna hurt ya; that's probably your partner, an' is actually there t'help protect you here, 'smuch as she might not look like it.

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[bibliomaniac]

I haven't been abducted...? [ Aw, now she's a little disappointed. Why couldn't it be aliens? ]

Um, you're human and not an alien, right? [ You look human, but you can never know with aliens (at least that what she thinks.) ]

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[k9tantei]

Well, yes an'no? I mean, we've all been yanked from our own worlds, but nothin's come up as a "culprit", so for all we know, it could just be some kind'f weird natural phenomenon here. That or one of th'more powerful Pokémon pullin' us here for some reason, or screwin' up and pullin' us here by accident. [He rubs the back of his head; yay lack of straight answers! Does Arceus count as an alien?]

Yeah, I'm human; apparently if someone who isn't human ends up here, somethin' about the transition makes'em human while they're here.

[Oh hey that kind of left a hole in his answer didn't it?] Er, I mean, I've always been human - was back home, too!