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[bibliomaniac]

[ As the video feed is accidentally turned on by a highly curious Cleffa, the screaming of a young woman can be heard loud and clear. ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH, ALIENS! I-I've been kidnapped by aliens! I always knew this would happen! This is a nightmare come true! [ The Star Shape Pokémon examines the Pokégear with childlike wonder, and unknowingly shifts the camera's focus to a mousy, bespectacled young woman in uniform currently sitting on the floor—obviously the source of the screaming. The baby Pokémon harmlessly approaches the panicking Sheska, who immediately scoots away as fast as possible until she's against the wall. ]

Nonononono! Stay away from me, alien! I know what you're planning, but I won't have any of that! [ Blindly reaching for a weapon, she grabs a convenient placed book and throws it at Cleffa, sending both the Pokégear and Pokémon flying, abruptly ending the stream. ]

Comments

[derpsaboutfamily]

Sheska?

[ He has to take a closer look at this thing just to make sure he's seeing things right on the screen.

Once he's positive, have a laugh ]

Relax! That isn't an alien!

1/4??? Sorry in advance about your inbox [video]

[bibliomaniac]

[ oh hey she recognizes that voice and that mug ]

Lieutenant Colonel Hugh-!

[bibliomaniac]

I mean, Brigadier General Hughes! What are you— [ wait a moment...]

[bibliomaniac]

[ YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD!!! ]

4/4 DONE

[bibliomaniac]

[ THAT MUST MEAN THAT YOU'RE A ]

Ghost!

xD <3 1/3

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ Oh hi She- ]

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[k9tantei]

[...Okay, it was a new person freaking out that probably needed a hand.]

[Who ... hopefully would be more sane than the last few new people he ended up trying to explain things to.]

[So he's going to attempt to embark on an explanation and just ... pray she calms down.]

Dunno if this's a bad thing or not, but th'good news is, y'haven't been abducted by aliens.

...Least not th'way you're thinkin'.

An' that's only an alien in th'sense that it's a critter from a world that's not where you're from; considerin' we're all on their world, I think we're th'aliens here.

Th'other good news is, it's not gonna hurt ya; that's probably your partner, an' is actually there t'help protect you here, 'smuch as she might not look like it.

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[bibliomaniac]

I haven't been abducted...? [ Aw, now she's a little disappointed. Why couldn't it be aliens? ]

Um, you're human and not an alien, right? [ You look human, but you can never know with aliens (at least that what she thinks.) ]

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[dreamsoftruelove]

[Giselle watched curiously, she had no idea what an alien was, but she knew these beautiful creatures were friends.]

It;s okay, that 'alien' if your good friend here.

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[bibliomaniac]

[ Aliens are friends? ]

You mean... it's not gonna commit horrible experiments on me?

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[heartbottled]

[ Oh, it's a new person! Who looks really scared by her Pokémon. Oh, it's alright, she'll just... wait— did she just throw a book at her Cleffa?!

And so Kobato flails. ]

It's okay miss, please don't hurt it! That isn't an alien, it's a Pokémon! It's supposed to be your friend in this world...!!

[ As if agreeing with Kobato, Rini-chan the Cleffa, who's currently peering at the screen behind her, also nods vigorously! ]

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[bibliomaniac]

Po-key-mon? [ Is it some kind of alien? ]

not here

[licentious]

[ Oh goody. Another one. ]

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[glaciates]

[You know who else just arrived in a strange place with a strange alien creature terrorizing them? This guy! However he's not freaking out quite like you are, Sheska. Instead, he's examining the Gear... and responding to your S.O.S. message there.]

...I'm pretty sure that's not an alien.

[Though come to think of it, what do aliens look like anyway? They could be pink and star-shaped...]

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[bibliomaniac]

If it's not alien, then what is it? [ I mean, look at it. It's some kind of pink star-shaped ...thing. ]

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[the_whitequeen]

Ara?

[ Oh no, it seems this new arrival is frightened. She could understand why she would be. All this frightened her before too. ]

Oh no, Miss. You are very much mistaken ... That is not an alien ...

Please don't hurt it ...

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[bibliomaniac]

... Are you sure it's not an alien?

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[determinator]

[That voice...! Sheska?]

[...Oh my god, Sheska!!]

Don't be alarmed; it won't hurt you.

[...Hopefully you aren't from that other world and actually know who he is...]

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[bibliomaniac]

Lieutenant—er Colonel Archer...? [ Last she heard, you were kinda dead. And supposedly crazy and half machine automail.]

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[exeggutorhead]

[...man, it is just raining Amestrians all of a sudden. And this one's amusing!]

[Envy's just going to snicker at her and be unhelpful.]

Oh yeah, you have to be careful of those aliens.

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[combat_butler]

*pffft this girl.*

... if nothing else, you've been abducted by the most adorable alien in existence?

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[noodlegoggles]

How is getting kidnapped by aliens a nightmare come true?!

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[bibliomaniac]

Because I never wanted to be kidnapped by aliens! It's the worst thing possible!

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[foreveraclone]

Definitely not aliens.

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[bibliomaniac]

How do you know it's 'definitely not aliens'?