[...Okay, it was a new person freaking out that probably needed a hand.]
[Who ... hopefully would be more sane than the last few new people he ended up trying to explain things to.]
[So he's going to attempt to embark on an explanation and just ... pray she calms down.]
Dunno if this's a bad thing or not, but th'good news is, y'haven't been abducted by aliens.
...Least not th'way you're thinkin'.
An' that's only an alien in th'sense that it's a critter from a world that's not where you're from; considerin' we're all on their world, I think we're th'aliens here.
Th'other good news is, it's not gonna hurt ya; that's probably your partner, an' is actually there t'help protect you here, 'smuch as she might not look like it.
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[Who ... hopefully would be more sane than the last few new people he ended up trying to explain things to.]
[So he's going to attempt to embark on an explanation and just ... pray she calms down.]
Dunno if this's a bad thing or not, but th'good news is, y'haven't been abducted by aliens.
...Least not th'way you're thinkin'.
An' that's only an alien in th'sense that it's a critter from a world that's not where you're from; considerin' we're all on their world, I think we're th'aliens here.
Th'other good news is, it's not gonna hurt ya; that's probably your partner, an' is actually there t'help protect you here, 'smuch as she might not look like it.